Nicholas (nwhyte) wrote,
Nicholas
nwhyte

spam

Received this morning:
Dear Chief Executive Officer,

Canadian election is just around the corner, you will soon have to reach millions of voters.

[Spammer & Co], a Canadian software company is offering [product], an automated dialing system that allows you to call thousands of citizens per day.

You can use it for: running surveys; fund raising; sending information about your candidates; getting voters opinions; party events announcement. The system can play messages in multiple languages.

For a limited time, with the purchase of a system, we offer all the listed phone numbers of residents across Canada, free of charge. Check the following pages for further details about [product]. Do not hesitate to call us, we will be pleased to answer all your questions.

Best regards,

Spammer Q McSpam
President
Spammer & Co
Well, next time I'm running an election campaign in Canada, I'll know who to boycott because of their marketing methods!
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