My favourite quote from The Third Policeman:
"Now take a sheep," the Sergeant said. "What is a sheep only millions of little bits of sheepness whirling round and doing intricate convolutions inside the sheep? What else is it but that?"But apart from that his thoughts on literature were also rather profound:
"That would be bound to make the beast dizzy," I observed, "especially if the whirling was going on inside the head as well."
The Sergeant gave me a look which I am sure he himself would describe as one of non-possum and noli-me-tangere.
"That remark is what may well be called buncombe," he said sharply, "because the nerve-strings and the sheep's head itself are whirling into the same bargain and you can cancel one out against the other and there you are -- like simplifying a division sum when you have fives above and below the bar."
"To say the truth I did not think of that," I said.
A friend of mine found himself next door at dinner to a well-known savant who appears in Ulysses. (He shall be nameless, for he still lives.) My friend, making dutiful conversation, made mention of Joyce. The savant said that Ireland was under a deep obligation to the author of Joyce's Irish Names of Places. My friend lengthily explained that his reference had been to a different Joyce. The savant did not quite understand, but ultimately confessed that he had heard certain rumours about the other man. It seemed that he had written some dirty books, published in Paris.I've written a few articles about him on here over the years, but see also tributes at Crooked Timber, The Atlantic, and from the Irish Times, Fintan O'Toole, Joseph O'Connor, Roddy Doyle and Paul Muldoon, and his own critique of Patrick Kavanagh.
'But you are a character in one of them,' my friend incautiously remarked.
The next two hours, to the neglect of wine and cigars, were occupied with a heated statement by the savant that he was by no means a character in fiction, he was a man, furthermore he was alive and he had published books of his own.
'How can I be a character in fict ion,' he demanded, 'if I am here talking to you?'
That incident may be funny, too, but its curiosity is this: Joyce spent a lifetime establishing himself as a character in fiction.