Yes, I know what the canonical version is, but I don't really believe it. What should it have been?
(And I never understood why it was always listed as "Boss Cat" in the BBC TV schedules, but that would be an ecumenical matter.)
The most effectual
Close friends get to call him TC...
[dah dah dah dah diddle de dee]
Leader of the gang!
He's the boss!
He's a VIP!
He's the championship!
He's the most tip top -